1. Hi! This is a super hot DILF named Gerard Piqué. If you don’t know who he is then I feel sorry for you!
2. First of all, he’s hot. Second of all, he plays soccer.
4. Buuuuut she also gave him a baby which transformed him into a DILF. DILFs are hot.
5. Generally, posting ultrasounds is gross and TMI. When Gerard does it it’s adorable.
6. Here he is holding his baby and even though his thumb appears to be a baby’s arm… it is still hot.
9. This is what he looks like naked with a soccer ball bouncing on his knee.
10. And this is what he looks like immediately after he falls on the ground.
11. He’s always around a bunch of 1/2 naked dudes.
16. This is what he looks like lifting up a black rain boot.
21. And shockingly looks good in suits.*
*Not actually shocked.
26. Now stretch your neck to the right.
29. Now cry at how ridiculously cute these next two pictures are.
34. *Goes back to computer and feels sorry about myself*