1. The hangover
Everything is spinninggggggg
2. The resolutions are already out the door
But that damn drunk food at 1 a.m. tasted sooo good!
I’m too tired to go to the gym.I’ll start tomorrow (lol yeah right)
Oh sh!t! I just watched how many hours of Netflix??
3. Did I mention the hangover?
Just leave me here. In my bed. To die. Please.
4. January 1st = all the blurred memories of the drunken things you did while ringing in the new year
Note to self: don’t ever listen to tequila you are NOT good at dancing.
5. As the day wears on the pictures and the stories start to roll in and suddenly you begin to remember more of the previous night’s shenanigans
And the hazy memories are just killing your hopes and dreams for a beautiful new year. OMG I DID WHAT?!
brb going to dig a hole to China and never show my face here again.
6. Yeah and about that hangover
SERIOUSLY WHERE IS THE GATORADE I NEED MY ELECTROLYTES AND I NEED TO GET HYDRATED PRONTO.
7. The holidays are now officially over <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/2.3/72×72/1f641.png" alt="